Shit Bag Politics
I didn’t think writing would be so fucking hard. I suppose that’s what happens when you are out of practice. What do I write about? My neighbors’ campaign against my dog for defecating and piddling in...
View ArticleWhat Will They Drum Up Next? A Meditation on Chicken & Waffles
Ever since Das Racist rapped about absurd American Fast-food culture in their 2010 song “I’m at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,” I’ve been obsessed with America’s fascination with food....
View ArticleWelcome to NYC, now pay up!
NYC is a place for hustlers, no exceptions. Want proof? An 80-year old woman mugged me in a subway station in Queens. After the octogenarian stole my lunch money, I protested, but people turned on...
View ArticleMeatballs floating in soup
“Your meatballs float in my soup” Lumps of fat and flesh bobbing between waves of kale in a sea of quinoa harder than the rock in your chest that you call a heart. I fucking hate quinoa and want to...
View ArticleMountain Biking in Bangor, Tasmania
Recently, I wrote a travel article on a guided mountain bike ride through Bangor, Tasmania for DJ A-Trak’s travel blog, Infinite Leg room. Read it HERE. This was no ordinary ride. Thinking that I was...
View ArticleGood-bye Penguin
At first I thought some kid tied his giant stuffed penguin to a pole because it was too large to bring into Eataly. But upon further inspection, I decided the penguin committed suicide after standing...
View ArticleEast Coast California Light
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View ArticleYour pussy is on the no-fly list.
Today I witnessed something odder than that time at PDX when the man in front of me, after being asked to remove his shoes, stripped to his foreskin and gingerly walked through the x-Ray and into...
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